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HÅRASS BLOG

2024-11-18
I'm not sure what my girlfriend is called. should I ask her?
i'm in a racing league right now and I HATE IT because i can't use my washing machine as car cuzz i h4v to use their sponsored cars. the conclusion is simple: they are whores
so NOW i am rotating in my washing machine in between the races INSTEAD! they think i'm sleeping but i'm ROTATING and am fully lucid.
i also want to open a clothing store. but i have NO IDEA OF HOW TO DO THAT
thanks & fuck the w8rld /Hårassbabe

2024-10-18
Relationship status: ITS COMPLICATED!!

2024-04-16
Hårass sounds like whore ass. jsut thought of it. see ya .

2024-01-15
I accidentally sent a picture of my buzzom (=my ASS) to all my contacts. i will claim ILLEGAL HACKING until i have to confess in court. one person replied (no names mentioned!!) that there was a lump that looked like a disease. so i went to the hospital (imagine me talking on stage as a stand-up comedian now). they said: we need to operate you, now!! i collected some donations online while waiting in the waiting room. when in the operation room, i said that i wanted to do the operation myself and also to take all the tools with me home. and also, give me 200 dollars!! (i said that to the Sir John or whatever he's called) then i punched a nurse and got ported from the hospital. luckily i have secret keys to hospital. then i ate muffins.

2024-01-06
Hårass travel log
Fuck you!! I was in France and I hated it!! That street when you know, that fucking tower is, it's soooooooo stupid. I'm not even allowed to climb it. Why??!! I hate the new woke agenda... I bought a hat and wore it but it's not my style. I felt like O'Malley and he has depression so I don't wanna feel like him. I'm not a hat guy. That's how it is! I'm planning to go to Slovenia and cause mayhem
/Hårassbabe

2024-01-05
FUCK
/Hårassbabe

2023-12-11
i am living the dream, i'm kissing women, i'm reading books, i'm listening to the latest top tracks, i'm creating my own cement. screw you all!!
/Hårassbabe

2023-12-07
Today I tried to sell myself. Again. 3$, that's a good price. MM-HM THATS A GOOD PRICE! But those greedy idiots don't want to buy me... I'm only 3$ for washing machine's sake, I'm cheaper than your mom!! Also, my washing machine broke. Time for national mourning. So, how am I going to wash my clothes? It's hard being a loner. They say good things come to those who wait, but they never say anything about what comes to those who sleep in washing machines. Haftlan is all empty on washing machines now. I bought all of them. Dark Gandalf can't wash his clothes, because I stole his washing machine too. You know, I need to wash my washing machine sometimes! Am I gonna wash it in itself? No, THATS IMPOSSIBLE! I hate my neighbours. They make such noise that I can't sleep in my washing machine, and it doesn't matter that it's turned on. And they have the guts to complain at ME. Well, stop tip-taping with your small toes at 14:00 then!! If you can stop with that, I'll try to stop running my washing machine all night and day! Until then: THANKS. BYE. Dark Gandalf... sigh... Or should I say, Darchadais Marbdah. Dark lord? Hah! Dark whore!! I tried to sell him on Ebay once, but he wouldn't hop into the cardboard box. Well, what's the purpose of selling anything then? If you can't ship it? Such a goofball idiot!! That's all for today. HATE TO THE WORLD AND I AM HÅRASS love uuuuu <3
/Hårassbabe

2023-11-27
I am the pinnacle of life.
I am the creator of public wellfare.
I am King.
Also FUCK YOU!
/Hårassbabe

2023-10-11

Skunks scare the shit out of me also why do they use the grayscale. they're only black and white. fucking idiots
/Hårassbabe

2023-10-10

Here's a picture of my mom
/Hårassbabe

2023-09-29
Hi fuckheads, here's a little poem I wrote:
I'm Hårass. I'm a babe
Can't you see i'm beautiful?
My inner strength makes me pretty on the outside
Politics have pretty much been ruined by the left-wing
Also fuck you!
/Hårassbabe

2023-08-22
Fuck you!
No Tv show wants to have me as a guest
Then how the FUCK are you supposed to get famous if you can't be on TV????
I'm also banned from the local fruit shop
Fuck you!!
/Hårassbabe

2022-11-01
Daddy seems alright. Ugly as fouuuhck though. #hashtag Just came back from the psych ward entrance exam. I got high score!! My mental illness is getting better every day. And stronger and bigger! Several studies have been made on me. Everyone involved got depression. Because of me. Haha. I trolled on the internet today. Posted memes from 2007 in mom groups on Facebook and said that this is modern art. Also posted a picture of my forehead, attached to the side of the meme picture. It's not as gross as you could think!! As you know, I practically live in the washing machine, so, I'm always clean and pretty. By the way, discovered a new band today. They're pandas. GROSS! Daddy's dad is in it, he said. His name is Dad-Dad and he plays the dead rat. Hah! Daddy is almost as weird as me. But not as pretty!! HAHAHAHAHAA! I hear neighbors knocking now. STAY THE FUCK AWAY! I'M FUCKING HÅRASS! DO YOU FUCKING HEAR ME YOU FUCKING IDIOTS? Why are they knocking louder? I wanted the opposite. Anyways, gotta bounce-ski, time to bare knuckle fight some losers
/Hårassbabe

Washing machine statistics

WASHING MACHINE VIBRATION SOUND HOW FUCKING HÅRASS IT IS SECRET FACTOR PRICE
Electrolux EW6S5426E6 10 10 10 9 PRICELESS
LG F4wm309s0 9 8 7 8 PRICELESS
Bosch WGG1420LSN 9 9 2 10 PRICELESS
Samsung WW80T504CAT/S4 0 (I couldn't get it to work) 10 (Okay now it works, I just had to push the button!) 10 10 PRICELESS
Miele WSA023 NDS 8 10 10 9 PRICELESS
THE ONLY WASHING MACHINE STATISTICS IS THAT ALL WASHING MACHINES ARE THE BEST



Beppe's corner


Hi, I'm Beppe. I'm Hårass' best friend. I like opening soda bottles, and sometimes I drink them and rate them too. Here's a list of all the soda bottles I've opened:
231116 Berlin, Adelholzener Mango 8/10 (på Starbucks. Normal)
231116 Berlin, Ramune Lychee 7.5/10
231115 Berlin, Kimura Ramune (Carbonated Soft Drink) Yuzu Citrus Flavor 8/10
231113 Berlin, Ocean Bomb - Pomelo flavour, kolsyrat vatten (Sailor Moon) 7/10
231016 Göteborg, Äppljuice 8/10 (i bibliotekscafet)
2309xx Oslo, Manzana Postobon rosa något från sydamerika 8/10? (se bild i mobilkamera)
230827 Nösnäs parkering efter träning, angry birds red (läsk) 7/10
220702 Fuengirola, la casera sabor limon (läsk) 9/10
220609 Mango smoothie Verona 8/10
Genki sparkling water citrus flavor 7/10
220602 Frankfurt, Paldo SHIKHYE rice punch 5/10
220602 Frankfurt, röd thai dricka 6/10
220602 Frankfurt, Organics Red Bull orange 7/10
2106xx Hata (japansk) 7/10
2106xx Rio blodapelsin 8/10
210213 Vimto Fizzy 7/10
201120 Fanta äpple (gissa smaken?!) 6/10 (i Linköping)
201113 RSCUED LEMONAD (LAJMONAD) 7/10
200625 Växjö, Nygårda Hallonsoda 8/10 (med Rasmus)
200623 Västervik, Kitty Krazy Ginger (Berga Bruk) 8/10
200616 Karlstad, Halmstad Crush 8/10 (precis efter att jag gjort power metal-låten Put a sword in a dwarf)
200614 Skoghall, Fanta Peach 7/10 (myror började krypa ner i burken så jag hällde ut den typ i Klarälven)
200613 Torsby-Sunne, 7-Up Free 8/10 (jag drack den och sjöng med till Brokencyde på vägen hem från Torsby)
200613 Sunne, Fanta Grape 6/10 (smakar som leklera luktade)
200610 Fanta Shokata Lemon & Elderflower 7/10
200609 Sikhall, Kiviks Musteri Lemonad Rosé 7/10
200607 Kiviks Musteri Lemonad Citron läsk 8/10
200530 Somersby sparkling rosé 0,0% 6/10
2005xx Freixenet 0.0% sparkling de-alcoholised wine 6/10
200305 Somersby sparkling secco 0,0% 7/10
200229 Pustervik countrykväll, John Crabbie Ginger Beer 8/10
200222 Skärhamn, Tom Collins (sprit+citron) 7/10
200222 Skärhamn, Rekorderlig cider 4,5% skogsbär - 7/10
200104 Göteborg, Frank’s energidryck 6/10
191231 Gottarsbyn, Somersby Rosecider (alkoholfritt) 6/10
191231 Gottarsbyn, Chapel Hill Sparkling Rose (alkoholfritt) 7/10
191229 - Vimto - 6.5/10
191229 - Fruitoria sparkling fruit drink (Fruity apple cocktail) - 7/10
191229 - Tropical Blue - 7/10
191227 - Original (apelsindryck) - 8/10
191224 - Aaas julebrus - 5/10
191224 - Lillehammer julebrus - 6/10
191224 - Grumsele julebrus - 8/10
191224 - Eventyrsbrus - 6/10
191224 - Lerums julebrus - 6/10
191221 - Holmenkollen, Hylleblomstdrick - 8/10
191213 - ICA äppeldryck med ciderkaraktär - 7/10
191212 - Zingo Apelsin - 8/10
191101 - 7-Up - 8/10
191026 - Kalle Sprätt - 7/10
191021 - Dallas, Sunkist Strawberry Lemonade - 7/10
191020 - Austin, Minute Maid Light Lemonade (juice) - 7/10
191018 - Fanta Fresa - 7+/10
191017 - Houston, Fruity drink på Warrens - 7/10
191017 - Houston, Foco Coconut Juice, Jugo de Coco - 3/10
191016 - Houston, Tepachito Craft Pineapple Cider Drink (0%) - 5/10
191015 - New Orleans, Fanta Orange - 8/10
191015 - New Orleans, Passion Fruit Punch (drink) - 9/10
191015 - New Orleans, Dr Pepper - 6/10
191013 - Jackson, Izze Sparkling Cherry Lime - 6/10
191013 - Jackson, Zevia (0cal) Strawberry - 7/10
191012 - Memphis, Jarritos Lime - 8+/10
191012 - Memphis, Monster - 6/10

Hey everyone, Beppe here! I don't know if Hårass wants me to write here, but I managed to extend the HTML code to write some text outside of the list... W1N! So, anyway... today I feel like talking about sports. Teams are just an illusion, it's the game itself that is the competition. Everything else is just horse crap. Or like Hårass would say, "it's all just SHIT!!!" hahaha. Other than sports, I like to talk about water. I think it's not that bad that sealevel rises when world gets heated (if that's even true lol...), because all the fish that die of trash eating could swim there instead, instead of eating trash. But that's just my opinion! (of course you're free to have your own). So that's all for me. BTW metal rocks!!

Here's my two cents on houses!
First of all, yes I have a house, so if you think it's weird that I have opinions on houses, just live with it. I'm gonna say my two cents on it anyway. I think houses should be used to live in, or not used at all. It's so unnecessary to spend a lot of money to just build stuff and not use it. If you're going to spend money on unnecessary things like that, build a cool church or something cool or something like that. It's just dumb to me. But that's my opinion! Cheers! /Beppe


FUCK YOU!! HERES MY FACE AGAIN!!

My favorite YouTube video (LINK)

Some things I don't like: Adele, my mom, washing machines (NOT!!), girls, prostitutes, female professions...

One time I accidentally bought a t-shirt, it was so annoying to just... like, wear it... or something... I don't know, this story sucks!!!

One time I read a book.

Number of visitors on this website: YOU WOULD LIKE TO KNOW THAT, WOULDN'T YOU, YOU BITCH??!!! FUCK OFF!


This is an image I took when I was at that place

Pictures of washing machines

Bamse's leafpile


Bamse says he's looking for love and if you think that sounds interesting you can send an email to bamse@swedishgardeners.se

Product review
Hey it's Bamse. I'm trying a new frying pan this week. It's good. I don't really know what else to say, but it's really good. 5/5
The text box down in the corner of the computer says I have 19:34 characters left to write, so I'll say more. I would say the frying pan has a good pan and it's very hard. It's black, and it's good to place on tables. Food can be in it and out of it. It depends on if you use it or if you eat it, but otherwise no difference I guess (I think). The history of frying pans: Frying pans was invented in 1963 by two angry scientists that hated cooking. Five years later they died of frying pan cancer. Five years later frying pans was sold in stores, but no one buyed so they had to remove them from stores. The real breakthrough came 1983 when Mr. Frying Pan bought license to sell frying pans and started doing that. And the rest is history..... (haha I came up with the last things). Now there are 19:44 characters left to write but I don't know what more to say so bye!

It's Hårass again!! Can someone tell Beppe to remove his text? I gave him his password and he won't give it back so I can't edit his section.

what does the text bubble say, i can't see it!!?

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